bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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