i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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