I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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