I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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