You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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