My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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