Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Found the puke drawer
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
FUCK WHALES
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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