at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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