they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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