alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
You took a bar mat shot.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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