I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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