do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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