Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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