is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
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