Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
Randomize