But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I want to fling myself into the sun
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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