I'm drive I can fine osifer
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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