So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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