Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
i drank out of a bidet.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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