just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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