Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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