Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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