what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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