Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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