I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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