Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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