I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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