wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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