In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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