Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Welp...herpes.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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