I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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