Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Randomize
