It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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