im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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