How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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