oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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