Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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