Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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