Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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