I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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