Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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