I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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