oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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