Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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