Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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