But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
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