you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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