How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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