It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
there was a trapeze. enough said
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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