I feel like I'm in dance class right now
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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