didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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