Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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