when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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