I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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