Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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