But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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