we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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