so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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